Traveling Out Of Body

I can see the cops coming! They're a goodbillyclubs right behind us. A close call!
thousand feet away. I can clearly make out their"Hey, how'd ya know the fuzz was there?" my
uniforms and swinging nightsticks. How can I bebuddy pressed me as we arrived safely back at
seeing this?our car.
I didn't dare mention it to my fellow underage"Uh, I just knew somehow. A guess, I guess," I
drinking mates lounging with me on the grassymuttered, covering for myself as best I could
knoll in the park. Am I making this up? Projectingunder the circumstances.
it somehow into my vision? Forcefully, I shook"Well, a pretty good one, man. We'd be up the
my head back and forth in an effort to free mycreek if they caught us. Thanks. You're all right.
mind of its strange perception.We should have you around every time we go
But the view of the two police officers remaineddrinking."
in my sight, as they sauntered closer and closerAh, music to my ears. And so my young career
to our drinking den. In fact, to my furtheras a drinking guard began!
astonishment, I saw a much wider perspective asMy friends, at sixteen, were older than I but still
I swiveled my gaze within the picture before me.under the legal drinking age of eighteen in New
I can see myself!York State. I was fifteen and considered myself
Frantically blinking my eyes open and shut tryingreally lucky to be included in this older gang at a
to erase this impossibility, I still found myselftime of life when acceptance and belonging was
staring at my own physical body on the groundparamount. And to have access to liquor through
next to my beer buddies. The place from which Itheir connections was heaven for me.
was viewing was about forty feet in the air! As II would do almost anything to please these guys
shifted my attention to look at the looker, I sawand stay tight with them. I mused to myself, My
an airborne body in the form of a luminousnewfound super-vision is coming in real handy. If
shimmer, much like a ghost is portrayed in awe got busted for underage drinking, we'd all get
movie. Then, with the ease of a mere thought, Igrounded by our parents, not to mention getting
discovered I could shift my point of view fromin trouble with the law. I've got to keep this good
my physical body on the ground back to mything going!
ethereal light body in the air. Using my eyes in myOn that fateful night, my need for approval
subtle body, I surveyed the scene again from myprompted me to keep expanding this burgeoning,
perch in the air.new skill that I stumbled across in the line of
Am I making all this up? Do I want to impress mynecessity and opportunity.
pals so much, I'm concocting an extrasensoryAs I played with my prowess as a night
perception to allow me to warn them of anwatchman for the gang, I realized I was doing
oncoming bust? My frenetic self-questioning camemore than clairvoyance, "clear seeing." Each time I
to an abrupt halt as I heard one of the officersplayfully sent myself out to scan the scene for
whisper to his colleague, "Do you hear that noise?police, I was having a bona fide out-of-body
There are some kids in the park."experience. I didn't have a name for it then, but I
Whether I was conjuring my supernormal sightsure knew I was doing it! I was right on the mark
and hearing to court favor with my friends orevery time I called a cop alert. My skill was valued
not, I needed to act-and quickly. "Hey, guys, don'tby the friends I valued. Literally, I was flying high!
ask me how I know, but there are some copsSince my teenage discovery, I've continued to
right up the street and they're on to us. Let'sexplore out-of-body adventures. And I always
split." My three inebriated friends and I quietlylaugh in admiration when I look back on how God
sneaked down the hill and out of the park undertricked me into developing my first natural spiritual
the helpful cloak of darkness. By a nanosecond,ability.
we successfully evaded detection as we heard(c)2004, Keith Varnum. All rights in all media
the policemen slashing at the bushes with theirreserved.