| Funny Quotes on Baby | | | | "A three year old child is a being who gets |
| | | | almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar |
| Now it's time to have some fun. Take a look | | | | set of swings as it does out of finding a |
| at our collection of some funny quotes | | | | small green worm." ~ Bill Vaughan |
| related to baby. | | | | |
| | | | "If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never |
| A list of some funny baby quotes: | | | | cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps |
| | | | on demand, an angel all the time," you're the |
| "A baby is a blank check made payable to the | | | | grandma." ~ Theresa Bloomingdale |
| human race." ~ Barbara Christine Seifert | | | | |
| | | | "People who say they sleep like babies |
| "Making the decision to have a child--It's | | | | usually don't have them." ~ Leo J. Burke |
| momentous. It is to decide forever to have | | | | |
| your heart go walking around outside your | | | | "Human beings are the only creatures on Earth |
| body." ~ Elizabeth Stone | | | | that allow their children to come back home." |
| | | | ~ Bill Cosby quote |
| "Parenthood: The state of being better | | | | |
| chaperoned than you were before marriage." ~ | | | | "A loud noise at one end and no sense of |
| Marcelene Cox | | | | responsibility at the other." ~ Ronald Knox |
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| "Before I got married, I had six theories | | | | |
| about bringing up children. Now, I have six | | | | "There are only two things a child will share |
| children and no theories." ~ John Wilmot, | | | | willingly - communicable diseases and his |
| Earl of Rochester | | | | mother's age." ~ ~ Dr. Benjamin Spock quote |
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| "You can learn many things from children. How | | | | "The worst feature of a new baby is its |
| much patience you have, for instance." ~ | | | | mother's singing." ~ Kin Hubbard quote |
| Franklin P. Jones | | | | |
| | | | "A man loves his sweetheart the most, his |
| "A baby's an inestimable blessing and | | | | wife the best, but his mother the longest." ~ |
| bother." ~ Mark Twain | | | | Irish Proverb |
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| "Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla | | | | "The hardest job facing kids today is |
| warfare." ~ Ed Asner | | | | learning good manners without seeing any. |
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