| Funny Quotes on Baby | | | | as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings |
| Now it's time to have some fun. Take a look at | | | | as it does out of finding a small green worm." ~ |
| our collection of some funny quotes related to | | | | Bill Vaughan |
| baby. | | | | "If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries |
| A list of some funny baby quotes: | | | | or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on |
| "A baby is a blank check made payable to the | | | | demand, an angel all the time," you're the |
| human race." ~ Barbara Christine Seifert | | | | grandma." ~ Theresa Bloomingdale |
| "Making the decision to have a child--It's | | | | "People who say they sleep like babies usually |
| momentous. It is to decide forever to have your | | | | don't have them." ~ Leo J. Burke |
| heart go walking around outside your body." ~ | | | | "Human beings are the only creatures on Earth |
| Elizabeth Stone | | | | that allow their children to come back home." ~ Bill |
| "Parenthood: The state of being better | | | | Cosby quote |
| chaperoned than you were before marriage." ~ | | | | "A loud noise at one end and no sense of |
| Marcelene Cox | | | | responsibility at the other." ~ Ronald Knox quote |
| "Before I got married, I had six theories about | | | | "There are only two things a child will share |
| bringing up children. Now, I have six children and | | | | willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's |
| no theories." ~ John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester | | | | age." ~ ~ Dr. Benjamin Spock quote |
| "You can learn many things from children. How | | | | "The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's |
| much patience you have, for instance." ~ Franklin | | | | singing." ~ Kin Hubbard quote |
| P. Jones | | | | "A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife |
| "A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother." ~ | | | | the best, but his mother the longest." ~ Irish |
| Mark Twain | | | | Proverb |
| "Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." | | | | "The hardest job facing kids today is learning |
| ~ Ed Asner | | | | good manners without seeing any. |
| "A three year old child is a being who gets almost | | | | |