| Funny Quotes on Baby
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| | gets almost as much fun out of a
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| Now it's time to have some fun. Take a
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| | fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does
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| look at our collection of some funny
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| | out of finding a small green worm." ~
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| quotes related to baby.
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| | Bill Vaughan
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| A list of some funny baby quotes:
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| | "If your baby's "beautiful and perfect,
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| "A baby is a blank check made payable to
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| | never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule
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| the human race." ~ Barbara Christine
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| | and burps on demand, an angel all the
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| Seifert
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| | time," you're the grandma." ~ Theresa
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| "Making the decision to have a
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| | Bloomingdale
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| child--It's momentous. It is to decide
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| | "People who say they sleep like babies
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| forever to have your heart go walking
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| | usually don't have them." ~ Leo J. Burke
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| around outside your body." ~ Elizabeth
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| | "Human beings are the only creatures on
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| Stone
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| | Earth that allow their children to come
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| "Parenthood: The state of being better
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| | back home." ~ Bill Cosby quote
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| chaperoned than you were before
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| | "A loud noise at one end and no sense of
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| marriage." ~ Marcelene Cox
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| | responsibility at the other." ~ Ronald
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| "Before I got married, I had six theories
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| | Knox quote
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| about bringing up children. Now, I have
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| | "There are only two things a child will
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| six children and no theories." ~ John
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| | share willingly - communicable diseases
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| Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
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| | and his mother's age." ~ ~ Dr. Benjamin
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| "You can learn many things from children.
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| | Spock quote
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| How much patience you have, for
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| | "The worst feature of a new baby is its
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| instance." ~ Franklin P. Jones
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| | mother's singing." ~ Kin Hubbard quote
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| "A baby's an inestimable blessing and
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| | "A man loves his sweetheart the most, his
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| bother." ~ Mark Twain
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| | wife the best, but his mother the
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| "Raising kids is part joy and part
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| | longest." ~ Irish Proverb
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| guerilla warfare." ~ Ed Asner
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| | "The hardest job facing kids today is
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| "A three year old child is a being who
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| | learning good manners without seeing any.
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