Top Tourist Spots Americans Can't Visit

->Location: Somalia's east coast
Mount Kumgang, Kumgangsan Tourist RegionWhy you should go: The beaches that separate
Location: North Korea's east coastMogadishu from the Indian Ocean rank among the
Why you should go: It's an unspoiled spiritualmost beautiful stretches of sand in the world, say
retreat. Mount Kumgang and the surrounding areamany of the very few Western travelers who
feature exquisite natural beauty, a famous Zenever venture there. Coral reefs teeming with fish
monastery, and challenging trails for hikingare easily accessible from the shore (although
enthusiasts. Nearby Kuryong Falls plunges 242tourists pursuing aquatic leisure should leave all
feet before crashing into a series of lagoonsvaluables at home in case their boat is hijacked by
below. A pavilion allows easy viewing of the falls,pirates). Back in Mogadishu, visitors can find
and mountain paths take travelers more thanvirtually anything in the city's outdoor
5,000 feet up for a stunning panoramic view ofmarkets-except peace of mind. A 2004
the surrounding valleys and the white-sandEconomist article noted that hand grenades go for
beaches of the Korean coastline. Enjoy the lattera mere $10, and other popular items include
while you can, as electric and barbed-wire fencesantiaircraft guns and mortars.
make access to these beaches rather difficult.Why you can't: Because a good day in Somalia is
Why you can't: Because it's almost impossible.the worst day of your life almost anywhere else.
Americans can acquire visas for North Korea, butThe constant state of anarchy, lawlessness, and
the only access points are through China andpiracy is usually enough to deter most folks from
South Korea. Tony Poe, a travel agent based intraveling to Somalia, the world's third most failed
Little Rock, Arkansas, says that although thestate, according to the 2007 Failed States Index.
North Korean regime has begun to allow U.S. tourMichael Sailor of intrepid travel agency
groups entry, "you're basically under quarantine"Abercrombie & Kent perhaps puts it best
the entire time. American tourists (of which therewhen he says that Somalia is "not exactly a
have been fewer than 500 since the Korean Wartop-of-mind recognition for a travel destination."
ended in 1953) are generally restricted toThe U.S. government does not maintain any
Pyongyang and the surrounding areas, withconsular presence in Mogadishu, so an American in
Kumgangsan essentially off limits. Straying too fartrouble is likely to stay there. Most troubling is the
from the tour group is strictly forbidden, and thefact that with little recognized, governing authority
nonexistent U.S. Embassy and Consulate aren'tin Somalia, simply identifying which of the
going to be of much help if you get into troubleseemingly endless string of warlords and criminals
with the Stalinist regime's notorious secret police.has just kidnapped you is an important first step
Baracoain negotiating your release. Still, the water is lovely.
Location: Cuba's eastern tipMandalay
Why you should go: Baracoa is Cuba's oldestLocation: Burma
settlement, founded in 1511 by SpanishWhy you should go: Located far from
conquistadors, and is believed to be near wherecyclone-damaged coastal areas, Mandalay's
Christopher Columbus first landed in 1492.impressive central palace, Buddhist pagodas,
Important archaeological sites dot the area, andmonastery, and other architectural wonders recall
nearby caves provide visitors an opportunity tothe opulence of 19th-century Burma. Mandalay Hill
view pictographs and ceramic remains of Nativeis home to a number of beautifully constructed
American tribes that inhabited the island whenreligious buildings, as well as spectacular views at
Europeans first arrived. Large forts, built in thesunset and sunrise. Best of all, traveling in Burma
18th century to repel pirate attacks, provideis incredibly cheap. Tourists can expect to find
breathtaking views of the bay and surroundingluxurious lodging in Mandalay's city center for as
forests. The area is also full of sandy beaches,little as $40 a night.
lush vegetation, and waterfalls, not to mention aWhy you can't: See: Xenophobic, repressive
healthy array of musical, artistic, and culturalmilitary junta. Although there is a U.S. Embassy in
happenings.Rangoon, Western travelers still face a litany of
Why you can't: Because it is impossible. For a hostdangers in Burma. Because the ruling junta has
of reasons - some of which have the last namebanned gatherings of more than five people and
Castro - U.S. tourist travel to Cuba is thoroughlyhas recently suppressed peaceful demonstrations
restricted. Even travel to Cuba through a thirdwith bullets and tear gas, the State Department
country, such as Mexico or Canada, is technicallyhas advised Americans to stay away from
illegal, and violators can face prosecution and aanything that looks political. And with the recent
hefty fine of up to $65,000 upon return to thecyclone, even aid workers have had trouble
United States. So, although the U.S Guantanamogetting visas. Until late May-a full three weeks
Bay Naval Base is located in the same province asafter Nargis struck the coastal regions-foreign aid
Baracoa, American travelers who run intoworkers were denied entry. Indeed, for travel
problems probably won't find much sympathy.agents, "Burma is pretty much off the radar,"
Mogadishu's Beachesaccording to Poe.