| It might take a little coffee or probably a few | | | | isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up. |
| rounds of beer or any other booze you could get | | | | Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does |
| your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a | | | | have its complications that probably any author |
| hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that | | | | about relationships is bound to discover it soon. |
| one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a | | | | We follow what our heart desires, unless you're |
| lampshade over my head after a few rounds of | | | | talking about the heart as in the heart that pump |
| vodka in my underwear! Okay, bad example and I | | | | blood throughout your body. |
| apologize to everyone reading this after getting | | | | 4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting |
| nightmares about me in that state of drunken | | | | for the answer, sex raises some pretty |
| stupor. | | | | interesting questions." And if you want more, just |
| Just don't ask how it happened, please. | | | | keep on asking! |
| But what's really interesting is that how do people | | | | 5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked |
| go through the usual part of life when faced with | | | | a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It |
| vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing | | | | sounds, 'practical', I think. |
| like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it | | | | And when it comes to everyday life, he really |
| actually works. Is there room for the intellectual | | | | knows how to make the best out of every |
| side of people who can actually smell the | | | | possible scenario, and it doesn't involve a lawsuit if |
| roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had | | | | he strikes a nerve. |
| me thinking that there really must be something in | | | | 6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at |
| this 'mind-over-matter' thing. | | | | home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my |
| Humor is indeed the best medicine there is | | | | boats." I never had a boat in my bathtub before. |
| whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good | | | | Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes |
| money to listen to a comedian just to make you | | | | me seasick already. |
| wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of | | | | 7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to |
| what's been happening, and to those who has | | | | be there when it happens." If it rains, it pours. |
| gone though the ordeal, it's better to just laugh | | | | 8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk |
| while facing the troubles with a clear mind than | | | | comes out of my nose." It could get worse when |
| anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite | | | | you're guzzling on beer - or mouthwash, and it |
| celebrities of all time may have to be Woody | | | | happened to me once! |
| Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the | | | | 9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about |
| in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, | | | | your plans." At least he doesn't smite us with |
| even without even trying. You can talk just about | | | | lightning, and I'm thankful for that. |
| anything with a man, and he's bound to mock the | | | | And despite of what may happen to all of us in |
| subject and you'll end up laughing rather than | | | | the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I |
| being upset about it. | | | | guess we all have to see things in a different kind |
| Woody Allen has this to say: | | | | of light and not just perspective. I can't seem to |
| 1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for | | | | imagine life without any piece of wisdom that |
| financial reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean | | | | could guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it |
| the practicality of all things does involve money | | | | takes more courage to accept your fears and |
| but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to | | | | learn how to deal with them is all that matters |
| get it. | | | | when it comes to even just getting along. |
| 2. "I believe there is something out there watching | | | | And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of |
| us. Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said. | | | | wisdom to go by - however, whenever, and |
| 3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have | | | | wherever we may be. |
| you ever spent an evening with an insurance | | | | 10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and |
| salesman?" This happens to be one of the classic | | | | liking what you have, instead of what you don't |
| ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems | | | | have. |